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2024

November 21	|	Think Fast
November 14	|	Feed a Man a Fish
November 7	|	Bad Hair Day
October 31	|	The Halloween Tree
October 24	|	Ghost Costume
October 17	|	Witch’s Brew
October 10	|	The Skeleton in the Grass
October 3	|	The Headless Horseman Cometh
September 26	|	Four Eyes
September 19	|	Boomerang Skills
September 12	|	Sliding Doors
September 5	|	Time Capsule
August 29	|	Saddest Turtle’s New Gazebo
August 22	|	Scientific Breakthrough
August 15	|	Killer Robots
August 8	|	Have You Seen My Wife?
August 1	|	Face Your Fears
July 25	|	Military Projects
July 18	|	Company Meeting
July 11	|	The Natural Order
July 4	|	Methods for Sharing Pizza Evenly Comics
June 27	|	Immature Farts
June 20	|	Where Is My Phone?
June 13	|	No Brakes
June 6	|	Back Words
May 30	|	So Smooth
May 23	|	Job Interview
May 16	|	Matching Socks
May 9	|	Up and Away
May 2	|	The Guild of Assassins
April 25	|	Five Times Five
April 18	|	Into the Badlands
April 11	|	Are You Okay
April 4	|	Solar Eclipse
March 28	|	Whisker Guys
March 21	|	Slime in the City
March 14	|	How It Happened
March 7	|	New Pool
February 29	|	Wettest Fish
February 22	|	Fake People
February 15	|	Sunsrise
February 8	|	Crime Boyz: Auto Theft
February 1	|	Don’t Do It
January 25	|	Close Encounters
January 23	|	Are You Ready for Some Football?
January 18	|	Consider the Snail
January 11	|	In A Pit
January 4	|	Resolution Repetition

2023

December 28	|	New Years at the Ol’ Pond
December 21	|	The Museum of Natural Santa History
December 14	|	Hurdles
December 12	|	I Got a Flat
December 7	|	Cover Me!
November 30	|	Staring at the Corner
November 28	|	A Part Of The Queue
November 23	|	Once There Was a Turkey
November 16	|	Volcano Dog
November 14	|	Take It As A Sign
November 9	|	Wait Up
November 7	|	Porch Pirate
November 2	|	Everyone is a Mayor
October 31	|	Jolly Octopus and the Empty Halloween Bowl
October 26	|	Hanging With the Monsters
October 24	|	how ya do a halloween
October 19	|	Rise
October 12	|	Spooky Camp
October 5	|	Pool of Blood
September 28	|	Cowloween
September 21	|	Chocolate for Veiny Dog
September 14	|	Cute Baby
September 7	|	What’s Cooking?
August 31	|	Flight Malfunctions
August 24	|	Master Swordsmen
August 17	|	Clam Comics 2
August 10	|	Clam Comics
August 3	|	They Invented a Gun to Shoot Something That Was Previously Thrown Comics
July 27	|	Dougless
July 20	|	Fish in a Barrel
July 13	|	A Boat and the Open Road
July 6	|	The Power of Rhyme
June 29	|	On the Hook
June 22	|	Big Stab
June 15	|	A Much Needed Vacation
June 8	|	Horse Cube
June 1	|	Died and Gone to Heaven
May 25	|	Coward Comics
May 18	|	Dance, Kid
May 11	|	Punch Monster’s Hypothetical
May 4	|	Oh Great
April 27	|	When I Grow Up
April 20	|	Witnessing a Murder
April 13	|	Double Fake
April 6	|	Grampa’s Regrets Comics
March 30	|	Running
March 23	|	Unknowable Pineapples
March 16	|	Stomping Flowers
March 9	|	In His Hands
March 2	|	Crime Boyz: Crimes of Passion
February 23	|	A Different Life
February 16	|	Dearest Clarence
February 14	|	Super Bowl – Pt 11
February 8	|	Am I in the Right Place?
February 2	|	Two Weeks to Live
January 26	|	Trash Curse
January 19	|	Yo-Yo Trick
January 12	|	Alien Encounter
January 5	|	Veiny Dog’s New Year’s Resolution

2022

December 29	|	I Need a Kiss
December 22	|	Christmas Goblins
December 15	|	Email Scam
December 8	|	Cottage Life
December 1	|	Two Types of Stories, For Real
November 24	|	Thanksgiving Goblins
November 17	|	Two Types of Stories
November 10	|	Are You Ready?
November 3	|	A Dark Place
October 27	|	Halloween Goblins
October 20	|	It’s Alive
October 13	|	Monster Finger Comics
October 6	|	Little Kid
September 29	|	Wishes in the Forest
September 22	|	Lonely Together
September 15	|	Walking a Great Distance
September 8	|	Refrigerator Refreshment
September 1	|	Dystopian Future Zoo Comics
August 25	|	Bat on the Ceiling
August 18	|	A World Where Everyone Uses Stilts
August 11	|	Doctors Who Are Mostly Good at Their Jobs Except They Pronounce ‘Pelvis’ as ‘Belfis’ Comics
August 4	|	Doctors Who Only Know How to Use the Stethoscope Comics and, Even Then, Just Barely Comics
July 28	|	Off the Grid
July 26	|	Can You Watch My Baby
July 21	|	Saddest Turtle’s Hypothetical Question
July 14	|	Quaking of the Earth
July 12	|	The Crazy Story of the Day You Were Born
July 7	|	Magic Mirror
June 30	|	Weakman
June 23	|	Water Landing
June 16	|	Weather Report
June 9	|	Classic Japes Comics
June 2	|	Rock Garden
May 26	|	Growing Apart
May 24	|	Here Lies
May 19	|	Falls in the Forest
May 12	|	Veiny Dog Stuck in a Tree
May 10	|	Hey, Look at that Big Ass Dog!
May 5	|	Captain Ladybug
May 3	|	Saddest Turtle and the Turbulent Flight
April 28	|	Father’s Birthday
April 26	|	Happy Birthday, Dad!
April 21	|	Impactful
April 19	|	Drawing My Daughter
April 14	|	Crime Boyz: Milk Crime
April 7	|	Alone on My Birthday
April 5	|	Hi Bear Nation
March 31	|	First Wish
March 24	|	Cause of Death
March 22	|	Saddest Turtle’s Heart Condition
March 17	|	Who Needs Feet?
March 15	|	Bucket of Snakes
March 10	|	Do You Believe in the Future?
March 8	|	Triangle Circle Square
March 3	|	Cheap Potions
March 1	|	Tired and Runnin’ Out of Ideas
February 24	|	Frustration
February 17	|	The Giant
February 15	|	Super Bowl – Part 10
February 10	|	Kids Going on Dates Comics
February 3	|	Awake or Dreaming
February 1	|	Is There a Doctor on This Flight?
January 25	|	I’m Gonna Take a Nap. Don’t Wake Me.
January 20	|	Long Bar
January 18	|	My Favorite Place to Keep Ice Cream is the Freezer
January 13	|	Sleep Paralysis Demon
January 6	|	Atlas
January 4	|	Fish Food

2021

December 30	|	Santa of the North
December 28	|	Happy New Day!
December 23	|	Stocking Stuffers
December 14	|	Pooping on the Plane
December 7	|	Fighting Game
December 2	|	This Guy’s Got Crab Hands
November 30	|	Sleep Number Bed
November 25	|	Tired Turkey
November 23	|	Say What You’re Thankful for, Saddest Turtle
October 5	|	Being bit by a guy with sharp teeth
September 21	|	Custard’s Flake for Dinner
August 31	|	Dream Invention
August 24	|	No Poopin’ Indoors
August 19	|	Time Traveling to Save My Butt: Part 6
August 17	|	My Own Boogeyman
August 12	|	Time Traveling to Save My Butt: Part 5
August 5	|	Time Traveling to Save My Butt: Part 4
July 29	|	Time Traveling to Save My Butt: Part 3
July 27	|	How Am I Driving?
July 22	|	Time Traveling to Save My Butt: Part 2
July 15	|	Time Traveling to Save My Butt: Part 1
July 11	|	Happy Sunday (and not Tuesday), Saddest Turtle!
July 8	|	Too Bright
July 1	|	Caught in the Waves
June 29	|	Rubbing One Out
June 24	|	New Animals
June 22	|	Woodpecker
June 17	|	Keeping the Poop In
June 15	|	Whiskey
June 10	|	Hiding With Humor
June 8	|	Enough Conflict
June 3	|	Mind Upload Machine
June 1	|	Two to Tango
May 27	|	New Dog
May 26	|	i’m still here
May 20	|	Mouth Cave
May 18	|	Use Your Noodle – Pt 2 (The Guy Whose Noodle Was Actually A Noodle)
May 13	|	One Hundred Bodies in the Sky
May 11	|	Ketchup Packets
May 6	|	The Monster in the Labrynth
May 4	|	Dude’s Clock
April 29	|	It Takes a While
April 27	|	First Day of Pre-School
April 22	|	Good Vibes
April 20	|	Does Anyone Remember Mr. Wallace?
April 15	|	A Simple Accident
April 13	|	celery with a face on it
April 8	|	How Many Snakes
April 6	|	Enter the Saddest Turtle-verse
April 1	|	In My Sleep
March 30	|	What Requests Have You For The Other Realm?
March 25	|	More or Less Fun
March 23	|	Whale Watching
March 18	|	Rules of the Game
March 16	|	Honey, I’m Home
March 11	|	Snake Snack
March 9	|	For A Dozen Eggs
March 4	|	Crime Boyz: Picking Pockets
March 2	|	If You Give A Shark A Human Arm
February 25	|	This Is the Pits
February 23	|	The Invention of the Sleeping Bag
February 18	|	Human Hybrids
February 16	|	Tiny Trees
February 11	|	Self Destruct Sequence
February 9	|	Super Bowl – Part 9
February 4	|	What Size Scorpion?
February 2	|	You Ever Feel So Thirsty
January 28	|	Working On the Garden
January 26	|	Peaceful Storm
January 21	|	Childish
January 19	|	Erasable Ink
January 14	|	Wardrobe
January 12	|	Buyers’ Remorse
January 7	|	Shrink Ray
January 5	|	I Don’t Wanna Wear A Mask

2020

December 31	|	Progression of Time
December 29	|	Getting New Year’s Started Off Right
December 24	|	Unprepared For Christmas
December 22	|	Saddest Turtle’s Holiday Diet
December 17	|	Christmas Fight Club
December 15	|	Saddest Turtle and the Funny Filters
December 10	|	Page-A-Day
December 8	|	This Book Sucks
December 3	|	Feeling Different
December 1	|	The Legend of the Tiny Bigfoot
December 1	|	The Legend of the Tiny Bigfoot
November 26	|	The Turkey and the Farmer
November 24	|	Family Time
November 19	|	Don’t Move
November 17	|	Baby’s First Word
November 12	|	The Same Thought
November 10	|	Comic Idea
November 5	|	Memories of Youth
November 3	|	Political Cartoon
October 29	|	Not Many Trick-Or-Treaters
October 27	|	2020’s Hottest Costumes!
October 22	|	Feeling Good
October 20	|	Monster Cocktail Party
October 15	|	The Mummy’s Curse
October 13	|	Nice Halloween Decorations
October 8	|	Stick Together
October 6	|	False Advertising
October 1	|	Hidden Lair
September 29	|	Butcher – Meats
September 24	|	World Wishes
September 22	|	Gremlin Bath Time
September 17	|	More Beans Comics
September 15	|	Indecent Proposal
September 10	|	London Landmarks
September 9	|	Favorite Superpower
September 3	|	MarriageBot
September 1	|	Secret Agent Baby
August 27	|	Lost City
August 25	|	Mask Wearing
August 20	|	Crime Boyz: The Perfect Crime
August 18	|	Kid Astrology
August 13	|	Sell My Soul
August 11	|	Going to Shock the World
August 8	|	The Guy Who First Ate an Oyster
August 6	|	Long Way Down
July 30	|	The Ocean if Full of Fish
July 28	|	Escalators
July 23	|	That Guy on TV
July 21	|	Go Fly A Kite
July 16	|	Saddest Turtle’s Pearls
July 14	|	Or Was It One of These?
July 9	|	(Ka)zoo
July 7	|	Turkey Sando
July 2	|	Forest Fire
June 30	|	Put Some Pressure On It!
June 25	|	Flying High
June 23	|	Staring at All the Stars
June 18	|	Predicting the Future
June 16	|	I’ve Been So Lonely
June 11	|	I Need a Hero
June 9	|	Not Trying to Compare
June 4	|	Something Funny
June 2	|	June 2, 2020
May 28	|	Duel
May 26	|	It Hot
May 21	|	Shoes for Veiny Dog
May 19	|	Gettin’ High on Crystal Math
May 14	|	Immersion Therapy
May 12	|	From the Buttersafe Attic: Hourly Comics, February 2, 2010
May 7	|	Sounds in the Night
May 5	|	Quarantine Life Hacks
April 30	|	Treasure Map
April 28	|	The Colors of These Walls
April 23	|	Saddest Turtle Loves Magic
April 21	|	Hoax Fire
April 16	|	Birds With Human Lips Comics
April 14	|	Quarantine Renaissance Man: The Sequel
April 9	|	The Riddle of the Sphinx
April 7	|	Quarantine Renaissance Man
April 2	|	Sword in the Stone
March 31	|	Good Job
March 26	|	Meditation
March 24	|	Self-Isolation
March 19	|	Goodbye, Winter
March 17	|	3 Weeks Off
March 12	|	Why Scream
March 10	|	Human Food
March 5	|	The Butterfly Effect
March 3	|	Super Tuesday, Man
February 27	|	Under the Bed
February 25	|	The Trial of the Century
February 20	|	Jump Time
February 18	|	The Dancin’ Pirate
February 13	|	Tall Trees
February 11	|	Hole in Your Bucket
February 6	|	The Trench Coat Bandit
February 4	|	Super Bowl – Part 8
January 30	|	Sympathy Card
January 28	|	Take From My Handbag
January 23	|	Inside Your Head
January 21	|	Scorpion in a Lobster Tank
January 16	|	Donating Blood
January 14	|	Diet and… Something Else?
January 9	|	Would You Rather
January 7	|	New Year, New Saddest Turtle
January 2	|	The New Year’s Frog

2019

December 31	|	What’re You Doing New Year’s Eve, Saddest Turtle?
December 26	|	Santa’s Job is Done
December 24	|	What Did Santa Get You, Saddest Turtle?
December 19	|	Guide My Sleigh
December 17	|	Gift Wrapping is Essential
December 12	|	Each Snowflake
December 10	|	Trophy Hunter
December 5	|	Uses For Time Travel
December 3	|	The Sportscycle
November 28	|	Turkey or the Turkey Egg?
November 26	|	Saddest Turtle, What Are You Thankful For This Year?
November 21	|	Stress Relief
November 19	|	Put the Baby Down
November 14	|	Violent Laser Beam Man
November 12	|	If A Tree Falls Down
November 7	|	Cruel World
November 5	|	The Skin Doctor
October 31	|	Halloween is Almost Over
October 29	|	Paper or Plastic
October 24	|	Crime Boyz: Pranks
October 22	|	Hibernating Gummy
October 17	|	The Killer is in the House
October 15	|	Pet Ghost
October 10	|	Life After Death
October 8	|	Vlad the Burger Guy
October 3	|	Three Steps
October 1	|	Veiny Dog Joins a Wolf Pack
September 26	|	Here Comes Fall
September 24	|	Dustin Hoof-man
September 19	|	Lemonade
September 17	|	Would You Just Grow Up Already?
September 12	|	Cowboy Myths
September 10	|	Saddest Turtle Gets Married
September 5	|	Love Demon
September 3	|	Stupid, Falling Apples
August 29	|	Ultrasound
August 27	|	Big, Sharp Teeth
August 22	|	Summer Buffcation
August 20	|	The First Restaurant Ever
August 15	|	Sticks and Stones
August 13	|	Help with Scissors
August 8	|	Hunting Trophies
August 6	|	Severe Tire Damage
August 1	|	The Stuff I Liked
July 30	|	Snail Attack
July 25	|	Steeping
July 23	|	Beach Safety Tips with Surfin’ Slug
July 18	|	The Tallest Mountain
July 16	|	1,000 Monkeys on 1,000 Typewriters
July 11	|	Hot Day Comics
July 9	|	Solar Warming
July 4	|	Fireworks Heist
July 2	|	Neverending War
June 27	|	Marooned
June 25	|	Alternative Hunting Methods Part 2
June 20	|	givingup_temp_WIP1.jpg
June 18	|	Board Meeting
June 13	|	Multiverse Mitch
June 11	|	Battling Cages Open
June 6	|	Memories
June 4	|	Alternative Hunting Methods
May 30	|	Baby Bear
May 28	|	Get Off on A Street
May 23	|	They Have Guns Now
May 21	|	Baby’s First Words
May 16	|	Crime Boyz: Definition of Crime
May 14	|	Blowout
May 9	|	Lashing
May 7	|	Yarn Hat and Yarn Neck Wrap
May 2	|	Stolen Car
April 30	|	Tell Me What Are Your Three Wishes
April 25	|	Crime Boyz: Cyber Crime
April 23	|	What The Stork Brought
April 18	|	Dog to Bun Ratio
April 16	|	Always Follow Directions
April 11	|	Open Up
April 9	|	9 of 9
April 4	|	Soulmate
April 2	|	We All Get Old
March 28	|	Back Off
March 26	|	Eating, Sleeping, Pooping
March 21	|	The Water Cycle
March 19	|	Birth Certificate
March 14	|	Where Do Babies Come From Comics
March 12	|	Crash Test Hubby
March 7	|	Fountain of Youth
March 5	|	This Comic Is About Bats
February 28	|	Big Grandma
February 26	|	I Wrote It Down
February 21	|	A Good Reason to Run
February 19	|	Couldn’t Get Back to Bed
February 14	|	Self Love
February 12	|	Old Stuff Traveling Tour
February 7	|	Crime Boyz
February 5	|	Super Bowl – Part 7
January 31	|	I Finally Found It
January 29	|	Would You Like Some Falafel, Sir?
January 24	|	A Step Back
January 22	|	Parasol
January 17	|	Kitty Wishes
January 15	|	I’m Not Stuck
January 10	|	Recycling
January 8	|	Dog Delivery Service
January 3	|	Reinvent Yourself
January 1	|	My Parents Feet

2018

December 27	|	Santa Likes Me More
December 25	|	Yule Tide TV
December 20	|	Saddest Turtle Skips Shopping
December 18	|	If She Only Read The Lyrics
December 13	|	Long-Term Assignment
December 11	|	Snowman on a Snowboard
December 6	|	Snowcaterpillar
December 4	|	Fight for What You Believe In
November 29	|	Saddest Turtle Makes a Snow Angel
November 27	|	Blackest Friday
November 22	|	The Tallest Turkey in the Universe
November 20	|	Starry Starry Thanksgiving
November 15	|	Taking Honey
November 13	|	Bird Dog
November 8	|	Pause, Bold Italics
November 6	|	Climb into Bed
November 1	|	Candy Returns
October 30	|	October Yard Sales
October 25	|	I Ain’t Afraid
October 23	|	I’m a Wolf, comma, Man
October 18	|	Humanity’s Fears
October 16	|	Scarer of Crow
October 11	|	Ah! Zombies!
October 9	|	I Guess I’m a Werewolf
October 4	|	Halloween Decorations
October 2	|	Talkin’ Shop
September 27	|	Space Island
September 25	|	Buffalo Bill
September 20	|	What Happened to You?
September 18	|	Saddest Turtle, +1
September 13	|	Without War
September 11	|	Pick Yourself Up
September 6	|	Catstronaut 2
September 4	|	Pickpocketed
August 30	|	Seeing The World
August 28	|	Magic 8 Ball
August 23	|	Hungry Fish
August 21	|	Arm Wrestling
August 16	|	Hold
August 14	|	In Need of Repair
August 9	|	Identity Theft
August 7	|	Faberge Facts
August 2	|	Teased
July 31	|	For Pete’s Sake
July 26	|	AMUSE ME, JESTER
July 24	|	Splittin’ Wood
July 19	|	So Empty
July 17	|	Easier Than Doing It Myself
July 12	|	Hansel and Gretel
July 10	|	Ack, a Spider!
July 5	|	Playing With Fire
July 3	|	Cave Drawing
June 28	|	I Wish I Could Fly
June 26	|	Bed Sizes
June 21	|	Can’t Wait Until Today is Over
June 19	|	Wait Management Center
June 14	|	River Guide
June 12	|	The Magical Genies
June 7	|	I’m Sad
June 5	|	Will He May
May 31	|	The Big Day
May 29	|	I’m A Rocketman
May 24	|	A Quiet Stream
May 22	|	Space Jam Tipoff
May 17	|	Tall Ghosts
May 15	|	What Should I Bring?
May 10	|	Not Really Funny
May 8	|	Hypochondria
May 3	|	Dead on the Table
May 1	|	Do You Have Any Medical Conditions?
April 26	|	Ready for Takeoff
April 24	|	Moo
April 19	|	Noisy Neighbors
April 17	|	Removal of the Growth
April 12	|	A Fly Doing His Thing
April 10	|	The History of Ideas
April 5	|	Take the Stairs
April 3	|	Rubber Ducky
March 29	|	Caveman Comics
March 27	|	Look At This Bookworm
March 22	|	Alas, Poor Doggy
March 20	|	The Restroom Is for Customers Only
March 15	|	Bear Trap
March 13	|	What’s the Big Idea?
March 8	|	Precise Slice
March 6	|	The Award Goes To…
March 1	|	Lure
February 27	|	Sand, Sand
February 22	|	Always Double Check
February 20	|	Payment Options
February 15	|	Leftover Candy
February 13	|	Saddest Turtle Is A Medalist
February 8	|	Clap Your Hands
February 6	|	See Your Favorite Band Live!
February 1	|	Following Directions
January 30	|	Super Bowl – Part 6
January 25	|	Super Dog
January 23	|	Human vs Meal – Anyone Could Do that
January 18	|	Who Wants Pancakes?
January 16	|	Brrr… It’s Cold!
January 11	|	Wanna See a Neat Trick?
January 9	|	Saddest Turtle Takes Down the Christmas Tree
January 4	|	Clown Car
January 2	|	What Happened Last Night? feat. Saddest Turtle

2017

December 28	|	Successful Resolutions
December 26	|	You Shouldn’t Have
December 21	|	Late Shopping
December 19	|	Jolly Octopus’ To-Do List
December 14	|	Chimney Monster
December 12	|	How Much Is This, Used?
December 7	|	Cool Horns
December 5	|	Kind People
November 30	|	Bert’s Shirt Shop
November 28	|	The Thing X
November 23	|	Do Turkeys Exist?
November 21	|	More Like “NO THANKS” Giving
November 16	|	Money Can’t Buy Everything
November 14	|	Asterisk
November 9	|	What’s Your Sign?
November 7	|	Too Much Sushi
November 2	|	Raking All the Leaves
October 31	|	Monstinder: Looking for a Warm-blooded Male Sub
October 26	|	Handing Out Candy
October 24	|	Reverse Werewolf
October 19	|	Perfecting the Jack-o’-Lantern
October 17	|	Talk Me Through This Naked Thing
October 12	|	Blood Drive
October 10	|	Halloween Lineup
October 5	|	Haunted Move
October 3	|	Trunk Stamp
September 28	|	I Refuse to Sleep
September 26	|	I Just Feel Like Napping
September 21	|	So Hungry
September 19	|	A Man Washes Ashore, Pt 2
September 14	|	The Ocean Floor
September 12	|	A Man Washes Ashore
September 7	|	My Dog Ate My Homework
September 5	|	Genie in a Bottle
August 31	|	The Worst Best Firefighter
August 29	|	This Comic Is Stupid (and has PInocchio)
August 24	|	Rock and a Hard Place
August 22	|	What Does Your Tattoo Say
August 17	|	Trojan Horse
August 15	|	If You’re Feeling Down
August 10	|	Back 2 School Sale
August 8	|	Robot Cat and the Online Shopping
August 3	|	A Real Fight
August 1	|	Veiny Dog and the Sack of Potatoes
July 27	|	Comfort in the Stars
July 25	|	Mom
July 20	|	Freeze!
July 18	|	Don’t Be Lazy
July 13	|	Second Opinion
July 11	|	Punch Monster in Love
July 6	|	Saddest Turtle Has the Look
July 4	|	Barely Legal Fireworks
June 29	|	Starfish
June 27	|	Saddest Turtle Needs Beauty Supplies
June 22	|	Summer Vacation, Back Again
June 20	|	In This Comic: A Guy Shoots a Gun
June 15	|	Honesty
June 13	|	Young Justice
June 8	|	Back to the Past
June 6	|	Deep Tissue Massage
June 1	|	The Outline
May 30	|	I Have to Go to the Doctor
May 25	|	Irrelevant Boy
May 23	|	This Numbness
May 18	|	Dr. Bully
May 16	|	Please Silence Your Phone
May 11	|	Mother Nature
May 9	|	Saddest Turtle Copes
May 4	|	Karate Comics
May 2	|	One Pie Please
April 27	|	Blown Away
April 25	|	Sad or Tired
April 20	|	Macaroni Nightmare
April 18	|	Hit by a Car
April 13	|	Replaced
April 11	|	He’s Dead; He’s Dead Too
April 6	|	Punch Monster and the New Acquaintance
April 4	|	Saddest Turtle’s Yearbook
March 30	|	Veiny Dog’s Press Conference
March 28	|	Somewhere There, A Beached Whale Lies
March 23	|	Say “I Love You”
March 21	|	Tiny Drumsticks
March 16	|	One Hit Wonder
March 14	|	Impending Doom
March 9	|	The Devil’s Waterfall
March 7	|	The Tiny Ponies
March 2	|	Point on the Globe
February 28	|	Fresh Air Break
February 23	|	Guess What?
February 21	|	Let’s Get Self-Destructive
February 16	|	The Usual
February 14	|	Painting on the Radio
February 9	|	Starvation
February 7	|	Super Bowl – Part 5
February 2	|	Mr. Peapod
January 31	|	Acts of Service
January 26	|	Comebacks
January 24	|	My Winter Friend
January 19	|	Stubbed Toe
January 17	|	4 People Not Thinking About Having a Bird For a Pet
January 12	|	ComfortBot
January 10	|	All You Can Drink Water Buffet
January 5	|	Bullying
January 3	|	New Year, New Me

2016

December 29	|	I’ve Decided
December 27	|	Jolly Octopus Will Be A Better Person
December 22	|	Santanagrams
December 20	|	The Day that Saddest Turtle Was Born
December 15	|	Jolly Octopus Does Charity Work
December 13	|	Saddest Turtle with Jolly Octopus and His Other Friends
December 8	|	Burn Victims
December 6	|	Zebra in a Snowstorm
December 1	|	Dressing Up Mr. Snowman
November 29	|	End of Life
November 24	|	Hand Turkeys
November 22	|	Little Squirrel
November 17	|	Rover, P.I. Takes Another Case
November 15	|	The Evolution of Crustaceans
November 10	|	Waking Up From Nightmares Shouting “GAH!” Comics
November 8	|	It’s Called Modern Art
November 3	|	The Flu
November 1	|	The Easiest Costume
October 27	|	Too Old For Halloween
October 25	|	Wanna Be a Ghost for Halloween
October 20	|	Where’s Your Costume?
October 18	|	House of Scares
October 13	|	Crossing Paths
October 11	|	Just Give Me My Old Smile Back
October 6	|	Phobia
October 4	|	The “Please Take One” Bowl
September 29	|	Fit to the End
September 27	|	The Great Debate
September 22	|	Punch Monster and the Retirement Plan
September 20	|	Hermit Crab Moving Company
September 15	|	Bang Bang Bang!
September 13	|	Two Persons per Ride
September 8	|	Scary Nightmare
September 6	|	Saddest Turtle and the Vacation Photo Album
September 1	|	A Funny Story
August 30	|	Enjoy Your Trip
August 25	|	Done
August 23	|	Anniversary
August 18	|	Rescue My Son!
August 16	|	The Warning Shot
August 11	|	Verbal Alchemy
August 9	|	The Forgetful Weightlifter
August 4	|	The Most Dangerous Game
August 2	|	The Best Doctor in the World
July 28	|	Missing My Mermaid
July 26	|	Creator of Content
July 21	|	I’m So Bored
July 19	|	Jolly Octopus Made Saddest Turtle a Cake
July 14	|	Gourmet
July 12	|	Dolphin Olympics
July 7	|	Icarus
July 5	|	Fourth of July Grilling Tips with: Dog
June 30	|	Homespun Advice
June 28	|	Horsehoes
June 23	|	Mirror, Mirror
June 21	|	You Expect Me to Eat This?
June 16	|	Life Out There
June 14	|	The NBA Finals
June 9	|	It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
June 7	|	What Does the Future Hold?
June 2	|	How Long Do I Have?
May 31	|	Bury the Bones
May 26	|	Finals Week
May 24	|	Leave this Old Life Behind
May 19	|	Send Help
May 17	|	Good Shot
May 12	|	A Delivery From The Stork
May 10	|	On the Wheel
May 5	|	Wizard School
May 3	|	Saddest Turtle and the Secret of the Ooze
April 28	|	Time For Takeoff, Saddest Turtle
April 26	|	Bumper Sticker
April 21	|	Pills
April 19	|	Jolly Octopus is Online
April 14	|	Blow Out Your Candle
April 12	|	Home Run Ball
April 7	|	Saddest Turtle’s Imaginary Friends
April 5	|	This Sweet Laser
March 31	|	A Broken Heart
March 29	|	Six Pack Soda
March 24	|	Catstronaut
March 22	|	Soul Music
March 17	|	Four-Leaf Clover
March 15	|	Aquarium Display
March 10	|	Cryogenics
March 8	|	The Perfect Disguise
March 3	|	The Ugly Duckling
March 1	|	First Date
February 25	|	The Domestication of Dogs
February 23	|	Re-branding
February 18	|	Taking Back the Kingdom
February 16	|	Dental Return on Investment
February 11	|	By Any Other Name
February 9	|	Super Bowl – Part 4
February 4	|	Temporary Tattoo
February 2	|	A New Generation of Art
January 28	|	Training Wheels
January 26	|	GPS Treasure
January 21	|	The Right Solution
January 19	|	Getting Away with It
January 14	|	Peekaboo
January 12	|	One Spicy Meat-a Ball
January 7	|	Say That To My Face
January 5	|	Baby Learns to Draw

2015

December 31	|	First Birthday
December 29	|	Saddest Turtle’s New Year’s Resolution, 2016
December 24	|	Time for Shopping
December 22	|	You Really Like It?? featuring Saddest Turtle and Jolly Octopus
December 17	|	Crossing the Lake
December 15	|	Deck the Halls with Saddest Turtle
December 10	|	Bah, Humbug!
December 8	|	The Perfect Gift
December 3	|	Building a Time Machine
December 1	|	Great-Looking Sweater
November 26	|	The Thanksgiving Tradition
November 24	|	Trip to the Emergency Room
November 19	|	Crabwatch
November 17	|	Crab Feed
November 12	|	The Guy With the Fancy Suit
November 10	|	Moon Man
November 5	|	Asteroid
November 3	|	Armageddon
October 29	|	Halloween Treats
October 27	|	He Cannot Be Stopped
October 22	|	Sexy Costumes
October 20	|	Forget Halloween!
October 15	|	A Serious Case of Spookiness
October 13	|	Daytime Promotion
October 8	|	Pumpkin Carving
October 6	|	Bloody Mary
October 1	|	Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes
September 29	|	Aeronautical Engineering is Easy
September 24	|	UFO
September 22	|	Does Anyone Object?
September 17	|	Police Raid
September 15	|	The Perfect Travel Package
September 10	|	Saddest Turtle Gets His Wish
September 8	|	Speak Softly
September 3	|	The World is Your Oyster
September 1	|	The Adventures of Yar Xela, Rookie Starfighter
August 27	|	Humans Were the True Monsters All Along Comics
August 25	|	Let Your Hair Down – Part 2
August 20	|	The Tooth Fairy
August 18	|	Did You Feel It?
August 13	|	The Big Bad Wolf
August 11	|	Washing the Dog
August 6	|	Losing Weight
August 4	|	30,324 AD When Pluto Conquers Earth
July 30	|	Drinking
July 28	|	Location Location Location
July 23	|	The Toy in the Pile
July 21	|	Go to College, Get Your Degree
July 16	|	In Your Eyes
July 14	|	Hero Man
July 9	|	Definition of Insanity Comics
July 7	|	Bringing in the Groceries – or – Convictions
July 2	|	Real Estate
June 30	|	Obituary and a Funeral
June 25	|	A Warning
June 23	|	Giant Snail Attack!
June 18	|	Allow Me To Share
June 16	|	The New Thing 3
June 11	|	The Parcel
June 9	|	What Did You Do Today?
June 4	|	The Elephant in the Room
June 2	|	X-Ray Man
May 28	|	The Chair of Discovery
May 26	|	Too Close to Shore
May 21	|	Burning Out
May 19	|	The Amazing Trick
May 14	|	The Birds and the Bees
May 12	|	Collarbone
May 7	|	The Waiting Room
May 5	|	The Puddle
April 30	|	Veiny Dog Plays Fetch
April 28	|	It Was Just a Dream
April 23	|	Opposite Mirrors
April 21	|	The Incredible Flexible Man
April 16	|	Nothing to Lose
April 14	|	The Dim Knight Returns
April 9	|	People Who Like Saddest Turtle
April 7	|	The Dim Knight
April 2	|	Cat Allergies
March 31	|	Big Fish
March 26	|	The Cry Life
March 24	|	Happy St. Patty’s Day
March 19	|	Love Potion
March 17	|	Teeth Like Ivory
March 12	|	Hearth and Home
March 10	|	Bait
March 5	|	Mic Drop
March 3	|	New Amazing Diet
February 26	|	Shadow Puppet
February 24	|	Oil Change
February 19	|	Unfit to Lead
February 17	|	House of Our Dreams
February 12	|	Printer Trouble
February 10	|	Knock Knock
February 5	|	Nervous Flyer
February 3	|	Super Bowl – Part 3
January 29	|	Blizzard
January 27	|	TAKEN TWOOO
January 22	|	Focus
January 20	|	What If Everything Were Swords
January 15	|	Dental Appointment
January 13	|	Dental Confessions
January 8	|	Getting Around
January 6	|	Heads Will Roll
January 1	|	New Years

2014

December 30	|	Saddest Turtle and the Ball Drop
December 25	|	The Winter Tree
December 23	|	Snow
December 18	|	Calling In
December 16	|	Want Some Candy?
December 11	|	Bearmotion
December 9	|	The Worst Roommate
December 4	|	Comfort Food
December 2	|	A Fair Trade
November 27	|	The Turkey Egg
November 25	|	What Are You Thankful For feat. Saddest Turtle
November 20	|	Frederick, Who Hated Spheres
November 18	|	Let Your Hair Down
November 13	|	Winter Bod
November 11	|	Snake Food Chain
November 6	|	Stuck Comics
November 4	|	Birthday Cake
October 30	|	Dressed Up Like a Mummy
October 28	|	It’s A Simple Question
October 23	|	Friendly Spooks
October 21	|	Unique Costumes
October 16	|	Scared of the Dark
October 14	|	Lazy Eye Surgery
October 9	|	Double Comic Thursday
October 7	|	Coupon
October 2	|	Skeletons in the Closet
September 30	|	New York
September 25	|	Every Fall
September 23	|	Not As Well As I Should
September 18	|	Dr. Scorpion Fights Appendicitis
September 16	|	Life Is Hard
September 11	|	Doctor Animal Comics
September 9	|	Help, a Thief!
September 4	|	Taking Candy From a Baby Comics
September 2	|	Goodnight Moon, Goodnight Stars
August 28	|	First Day of Class
August 26	|	Lava Island
August 21	|	What Is Married?
August 19	|	Saddest Turtle and the Wedding
August 14	|	Beach Combing
August 12	|	The Longest Straw in the World
August 7	|	Self Reflection
August 5	|	Carrot Juice
July 31	|	Lying in the Grass
July 29	|	A Bird Holds Its Breath
July 24	|	The Noblest House
July 22	|	Washing the Dog
July 17	|	Comics Where the Punchline is That Snails Are Very Slow
July 15	|	10 Million Years Ago
July 10	|	Party Tricks
July 8	|	Pocket Change
July 3	|	Sleep Aid
July 1	|	Beee Caaareful
June 26	|	Broken Vase
June 24	|	I Lost My Wallet
June 19	|	Ghost Stories
June 17	|	Seeing Stars
June 12	|	Saddest Turtle Bets It All
June 10	|	Informed Buyer
June 5	|	Eye Infection
June 3	|	Saddest Turtle and the Good Ideas
May 29	|	Space Beach
May 27	|	Paper President
May 22	|	Graybow
May 20	|	We’ll Get There When We Get There!!
May 15	|	Tigron
May 13	|	Big Glasses: Origins
May 8	|	Choo Choo
May 6	|	Understand My Meaning, Not My Words
May 1	|	Mega Monkey
April 29	|	Goldilocks
April 24	|	Special Order
April 22	|	Spaghetti
April 17	|	Chamber of Wonder
April 15	|	Oh My Goodness, Oh My Gosh
April 10	|	Danger Dungeon
April 8	|	Car Trouble
April 3	|	Something Weird
April 1	|	What An Idiot
March 27	|	All Butterflies Are Named Andrew
March 25	|	Fist of Furry
March 20	|	I Need Something Different
March 18	|	Gang Violence
March 13	|	Being Watched
March 11	|	An Outside Threat
March 6	|	No Sympathy
March 4	|	Facts About Naps
February 27	|	Standing Like a Human
February 25	|	Management
February 20	|	There’s a Fly in my Soup
February 18	|	Wishing Well
February 13	|	Snowboard Tricks
February 11	|	Dinosaurs Playing Basketball
February 6	|	A Cat Gets Run Over By a Car
February 4	|	Class Warfare
January 30	|	Rover, P.I.
January 28	|	Super Bowl – Part 2
January 23	|	Help! Help!
January 21	|	What Makes An Eye Twitch
January 16	|	Bird or Fish?
January 14	|	Family Farm
January 9	|	I Want Things
January 7	|	Saddest Turtle, Amateur Plumber
January 2	|	Nasty Old Garbage Can

2013

December 31	|	New Year’s Glasses
December 26	|	The Gift of Veiny Dog
December 24	|	Waiting for Santa
December 19	|	Santa Claus’ Santa Magic
December 17	|	MVP
December 12	|	It’s Cold Outside
December 10	|	At the Retirement Home
December 5	|	The First Snow
December 3	|	Food Coma
November 28	|	Three Turkey Jokes
November 26	|	Moving the Sofa
November 21	|	Dreaming of a Better Life
November 19	|	Belly Button
November 14	|	Break Up
November 12	|	Jolly Octopus is a Good Listener
November 7	|	Drugs
November 5	|	Blanket Hog
October 31	|	All Hallows’ Eve
October 29	|	At the Pumpkin Patch
October 24	|	Giant Marshmallow
October 22	|	BRAAAINS
October 17	|	Name That Monster
October 15	|	Proper Oral Hygiene 3
October 10	|	Office Party
October 8	|	Proper Oral Hygiene 2
October 3	|	Autumn Trees
October 1	|	Proper Oral Hygiene
September 26	|	Troll Toll
September 24	|	Pictures of Us
September 19	|	Flower and Mountain
September 17	|	Counting the Days
September 12	|	Sick Trick
September 10	|	The Worst Day of My Life
September 5	|	Sandwich Delivery
September 3	|	A Relaxing Dip
August 29	|	Winston the Bee
August 27	|	The Only Logical Conclusion
August 22	|	Assembly Line
August 20	|	Building Safety Tip #1
August 15	|	Heavy Weight
August 13	|	The Long Story
August 8	|	Sand Castles
August 6	|	A Day at the Store
August 1	|	This Pile of Bones
July 30	|	It’s a Tradition
July 25	|	Beard Stories
July 23	|	Saddest Turtle Cuts It Close
July 18	|	Obeying the Genie
July 16	|	The Elective Procedure
July 11	|	Archery
July 9	|	Saddest Turtle and the Awards Ceremony
July 4	|	Dog Magic
July 2	|	The Conductor
June 27	|	Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing
June 25	|	The Man with the Plan
June 20	|	The Three-Month Wheelie
June 18	|	The Price of Love
June 13	|	Video Game
June 11	|	Saddest Turtle and the Craziness Workout
June 6	|	No Budging
June 4	|	Doctor, Doctor
May 30	|	Spiders In Your Mouth
May 28	|	Family Tree
May 23	|	Twenty Questions
May 21	|	Jungle Stalking
May 16	|	Bunches
May 14	|	Miracle Worker
May 9	|	Show and Tell
May 7	|	Space Groceries
May 2	|	Parroting
April 30	|	Cownt Moocula
April 25	|	Census Taking
April 23	|	Jolly Octopus and the Thoughtful Gift
April 18	|	A Game of Catch
April 16	|	The Orphan
April 11	|	Forget
April 9	|	The Wedding Game
April 4	|	How Embarrassing
April 2	|	Happy Birthday, Saddest Turtle!
March 28	|	Chess
March 26	|	Feelings Change
March 21	|	Maybe We Can Help Each Other
March 19	|	Pond Party
March 14	|	A Unified Theory
March 12	|	Saddest Turtle’s New Book
March 7	|	Snow Day
March 5	|	The Midnight Inventor
February 28	|	What’s the Difference?
February 26	|	Giving It Up
February 21	|	In Pursuit
February 19	|	Lifestyle Change
February 14	|	Falling
February 12	|	Robot Cat, Havin’ Some Heartache
February 7	|	No I
February 5	|	The Muse
January 31	|	Rad Dad and Buff Uncle
January 29	|	Oh No, My Nose Is Bleeding
January 24	|	For a Good Cause
January 22	|	Making Waves
January 17	|	Nothing Exciting
January 15	|	Bumper Trains
January 10	|	That Guy Looks Familiar
January 8	|	There’s a Hair in My Food
January 3	|	Happy New Year
January 1	|	Saddest Turtle and the New Year’s Fireworks

2012

December 27	|	Half Price
December 25	|	Meanwhile, At Saddest Turtle’s Christmas Party
December 20	|	Stockings
December 18	|	Beached
December 13	|	Good Dog and Little Kitten
December 11	|	Happy Halloweenmas
December 6	|	Running with Scissors
December 4	|	Our Furry New Friend
November 29	|	Acoustic Guitar
November 27	|	How Very Thoughtful
November 22	|	Five Little Turkeys
November 20	|	Ask Dad
November 15	|	Thanks, Grandma
November 13	|	The New CEO
November 8	|	Drowning
November 6	|	Saddest Turtle is Sick
November 1	|	Candy
October 30	|	Surfing Turtle’s Halloween Party
October 25	|	Frankenstein’s Monster
October 23	|	The Origin of the Swamp Monster
October 18	|	It’s Gerald!
October 16	|	Hard Times for the Mummy Man
October 11	|	Life Choices
October 9	|	Hollywood Makeover: Dracula Edition
October 4	|	Expired Milk
October 2	|	Paranormal Detective
September 27	|	Leaves
September 25	|	Just Watch the Sunset
September 20	|	For Your Comfort and Safety
September 18	|	X-Ray
September 13	|	Lost Dog
September 11	|	TAKEN
September 6	|	Occupied
September 4	|	Donate
August 30	|	Sandman
August 28	|	Sitting, Lying
August 23	|	Time Bike
August 21	|	Goldie
August 16	|	The Seasick Squid
August 14	|	Parental Training
August 9	|	Gunned Down
August 7	|	Noah’s Lifeboat
August 2	|	The Bath
July 31	|	Walnuts
July 26	|	Your Fortune
July 24	|	Shadows
July 19	|	Hopscotch
July 17	|	Itchy
July 12	|	Termites
July 10	|	The Cherries of Wrath
July 5	|	Finale Rocket
June 28	|	State Fair Comics
June 26	|	Fishybusiness
June 21	|	Cowboys
June 19	|	The Heavyweight Champ
June 14	|	Parts & Service
June 12	|	Spelunking
June 7	|	Doomsday
June 5	|	Dog Toys
May 31	|	Ready or Not
May 29	|	To-Do
May 24	|	The Floppy Toast
May 22	|	Saddest Turtle Is Stuck
May 17	|	Swimsuit Season
May 15	|	The Flying Machine
May 10	|	A Better Place
May 8	|	Metamorphoses
May 3	|	Harnessing Radiation
May 1	|	Stuck in a Tree
April 26	|	Baby Business
April 24	|	30 Minutes or Less
April 19	|	Giving a Presentation
April 17	|	Somewhere Over the Bermuda Triangle
April 12	|	Have You Ever
April 10	|	Mealtime
April 5	|	Taking a Nap
April 3	|	Cheese Connoisseur
March 29	|	Moon Junior
March 27	|	Swim with the Fishes
March 22	|	Catching a Fly
March 20	|	Cleaning Out the Fridge
March 15	|	A World of Possibilities
March 13	|	Trip to the Museum
March 8	|	The Audition
March 6	|	Fairy Tale
March 1	|	If You Love Something
February 28	|	Studying
February 23	|	At Home
February 21	|	The Red Balloon
February 16	|	Up In The Air
February 14	|	Cupid’s Arrow
February 9	|	Charades
February 7	|	Long Line
February 2	|	What Have You Done?
January 31	|	Ready to Rock
January 26	|	Dig Dog
January 24	|	Looking Good
January 19	|	Upside Down Town
January 17	|	Veiny Dog Saves
January 12	|	When You Wish
January 10	|	Sunset
January 5	|	Consumption
January 3	|	Shampoo

2011

December 29	|	The Dimension of the Snow People
December 27	|	Saddest Turtle’s Christmas Party
December 22	|	The Greatest Gift
December 20	|	Timeout
December 15	|	Space Music
December 13	|	Reincarnation
December 8	|	Evergreens
December 6	|	Unicorns
December 1	|	Piano Performance
November 29	|	Lost in the Desert
November 24	|	How to Cook the Perfect Turkey
November 22	|	Homework
November 17	|	Gold Planet
November 15	|	The Lost City
November 10	|	Garbage Day
November 8	|	In the House of Taters
November 3	|	Dead Car
November 1	|	Camping Trip
October 27	|	Punch Monster and the Halloween Costume
October 25	|	Mummy Mountain 2
October 20	|	Mummy Mountain
October 18	|	Breakdancing Turtle
October 13	|	Pablo Padilla: Time Chef
October 11	|	Free Hot Dogs
October 6	|	Sunrise
October 4	|	TIE PARTY
September 29	|	Life Cycle
September 27	|	Pajamas
September 22	|	The Great Falunkalumph
September 20	|	Retractable Hands
September 15	|	I Quit This Planet
September 13	|	How Buttersafe Spent Its Summer Vacation
September 8	|	Disaster
September 6	|	The Birthmark
September 1	|	This Bar I Heard About
August 30	|	Jaws
August 25	|	I’ve Been Shot!
August 22	|	The Rodeo
August 18	|	The Timeless Hero
August 16	|	Crouching Shopper, Hidden Needle
August 11	|	School Shopping
August 9	|	The Dancing Suit
August 4	|	Heartburn
August 2	|	War and Piece of toast
July 28	|	Rafting
July 26	|	The Peanut Business
July 21	|	Executing the Plan
July 19	|	Message in a Bottle
July 14	|	Stealth Dad
July 12	|	Junkyard
July 7	|	A Nice Day
July 5	|	Sharing the Moment
June 30	|	Axe Fight
June 28	|	Tiny Toaster
June 23	|	Summer Freedom
June 21	|	Global Warming
June 16	|	Happy, Fluffy Clouds
June 14	|	An Assortment of Saddest Turtle
June 9	|	Scenes From Clown College
June 7	|	New Cat City
June 2	|	The Journey
May 31	|	Advice
May 26	|	Detective Sun
May 24	|	Shark Robbery
May 19	|	Even More Robot Cat
May 17	|	Exploring the Jungle
May 12	|	A Day at the Beach
May 10	|	Dog Park
May 5	|	Space Justice
May 3	|	Superhero Comics
April 28	|	Ultra Baby
April 26	|	More Robot Cat
April 21	|	Astronauting
April 19	|	Job Security
April 14	|	A Simple Procedure
April 12	|	Sitting like a Human
April 7	|	The Witch
April 5	|	Veiny Origins II
March 31	|	Don’t Worry, He Can’t Stay Down There Forever
March 29	|	Small Wonder of Nature
March 24	|	A Wolf Howls at the Moon
March 22	|	Muscle Fight 2
March 17	|	Prince Artahn
March 15	|	Clear Skin
March 10	|	Lightning Safety
March 8	|	The God of Lightning
March 3	|	Obedience
March 1	|	Robot Cat
February 24	|	Quick Draw
February 22	|	Milk
February 17	|	Crosswords
February 15	|	Sheep
February 10	|	Turtles on the Court
February 8	|	Super Bowl
February 3	|	The Legend of The Turbo Cat
February 1	|	The Verdict
January 27	|	Traps
January 25	|	The Party
January 20	|	Moths to a Flame
January 18	|	The Challengers
January 13	|	The Ol’ Farm
January 11	|	Elevators Are Awkward
January 6	|	Bruises
January 4	|	Flowers

2010

December 30	|	The New Year’s Jump
December 28	|	In the Beginning
December 23	|	Punch Monster and the Thoughtful Gift
December 21	|	Winter’s Cold
December 16	|	What Do You Make Here?
December 14	|	Hit Song
December 9	|	Snowball Fight
December 7	|	Who Cares
December 2	|	Treenapped
November 30	|	Thank You, Veiny Dog
November 25	|	The Door
November 23	|	Slept like a Rock
November 18	|	Hopes
November 16	|	A Guy Walks into a Bar III
November 11	|	Veiny Dog Tales
November 9	|	A Guy Walks into a Bar II
November 4	|	Morning Inspiration
November 2	|	Reborn without a Cause
October 28	|	The Helpful Skeleton
October 26	|	Trick or Treat Saddest Turtle
October 21	|	Serving the Queen
October 19	|	Surfing Turtle
October 14	|	Wall-Rus
October 12	|	Ice Floes
October 7	|	Get Over It
October 5	|	Growth Spurt
September 30	|	Peas in a Pod
September 28	|	The Center of the Earth
September 23	|	President Kid
September 21	|	So Many Clocks
September 16	|	This Sword is so Sharp
September 14	|	The Tree Sofa
September 9	|	Back to School Blues
September 7	|	Goldfish
September 2	|	The Portrait
August 31	|	Some Muscle
August 26	|	What it Means to be Alive
August 24	|	The Great Tradition
August 19	|	Learning About Cool
August 17	|	Late
August 12	|	A Gift from a Cat
August 10	|	The Tree
August 5	|	The Big Conference
August 3	|	Oh My Gosh A Bear
July 29	|	Among the Stars
July 27	|	The Game of Basketball
July 22	|	The Essence of Being Human
July 20	|	The Birthday Party
July 15	|	Elite Skills
July 13	|	11 Bad Comics
July 8	|	Clown College
July 6	|	The Prescription
July 1	|	Bagels and Donuts
June 29	|	Veiny Origins
June 24	|	Veiny Dog Days
June 22	|	This Is It
June 17	|	The Ol' Flower Pocket
June 15	|	Family Road Trip
June 10	|	Paying the Bills
June 8	|	So Sleepy
June 3	|	A Wizard's Gift
June 1	|	The Worst Job
May 27	|	Spring Cleaning
May 25	|	The Message
May 20	|	The Five Stages
May 18	|	Speedboats
May 13	|	University Concludes
May 11	|	Fast Animal Club
May 6	|	In a Coal Mine
May 4	|	Ideas
April 29	|	A Guy Walks Into a Bar
April 27	|	Goo
April 22	|	The Creature that Crawled on the Sky, Part II
April 20	|	We Have a Guest
April 15	|	The Creature that Crawled on the Sky, Part I
April 13	|	House of Cards
April 8	|	Consulting the Master II
April 6	|	A Guy Has a Problem
April 1	|	April Fools
March 30	|	Oh No!
March 25	|	The Twist Ending
March 23	|	The Assassin
March 18	|	The Barbeque
March 16	|	The Sinking Ship
March 11	|	Big Winner
March 9	|	The Hostage Situation
March 4	|	Parenting: The Basics
March 2	|	The Tiger Shark
February 25	|	The Prognosis
February 23	|	Ben Franklin at the Dentist
February 18	|	Crew Vs Crew
February 16	|	The Guy with the Really Wide Smile
February 11	|	Biology 101
February 9	|	Sandwiches
February 4	|	That Feeling
February 2	|	Hater
January 28	|	The Tragic Life of Annabelle
January 26	|	Dirt Eater
January 21	|	Stand Up
January 19	|	Life on the Desert Island
January 14	|	Future Con 2010
January 12	|	Being a Hero
January 7	|	Wishes for a Newborn
January 5	|	The Guy Who Could Fart Through His Nose

2009

December 31	|	Punch Monster and the New Year
December 29	|	Muscle Fight
December 24	|	Choosing a Gift
December 22	|	Magic Carpet Ride 2
December 17	|	Council of the Gods
December 15	|	The Coin Collection
December 10	|	The Floodgates
December 8	|	Magic Carpet Ride
December 3	|	Father Winter
December 1	|	What If Everything Was Burritos Comics
November 26	|	The Valley
November 24	|	Sparkman
November 19	|	At The Bank
November 17	|	The Smell of Pizza
November 12	|	The Mouse Song
November 10	|	The Teeth Business
November 5	|	The City
November 3	|	Saddest Turtle's Costume
October 29	|	My Faithful Sidekick
October 27	|	Use Your Noodle
October 22	|	Bird Stories IV
October 20	|	The Perfect Sphere
October 15	|	Starting The Day
October 13	|	Too Early for Halloween
October 8	|	The Invisible Patient
October 6	|	Being Mistaken for a Bear
October 1	|	The Thing That Crawls
September 29	|	The Third Person
September 24	|	The Scream
September 22	|	The Jumper
September 17	|	Training Your Dog
September 15	|	POLICE!
September 10	|	Man in the Moon
September 8	|	The Heroic Dog
September 3	|	Driveway Robbery
September 1	|	The Evil Plan
August 27	|	The Gathering
August 25	|	Happy Birthday
August 20	|	Oh Dango, it's a Mango
August 18	|	Tiny Love
August 13	|	Vacation Photos
August 11	|	Before I Die
August 6	|	If These Bones Could Talk
August 4	|	The Amazing Melting Guy
July 30	|	How About Some Sugar
July 28	|	Knife-wielding Larry
July 23	|	Natural Habitat
July 21	|	Saddest Turtle Loves Snails
July 16	|	The Moping Pig
July 14	|	The Cliff
July 9	|	Dracula
July 7	|	The Buried Treasure
July 2	|	Fireworks
June 30	|	The Space Dog
June 25	|	The Force Field
June 23	|	Kick Your Face
June 18	|	Fishing
June 16	|	Let It Burrito
June 11	|	Lumberjack Jim
June 9	|	Scissors
June 4	|	Watching Your Stuff Burn
June 2	|	Unbelievable Powers
May 28	|	Do You Want This Snake?
May 26	|	APPLE
May 21	|	Scrubby Meets the Vortex
May 19	|	Saddest Turtle Goes to the Moon
May 14	|	Bird Stories III
May 12	|	Sausage
May 7	|	Cocoons
May 5	|	Breaking News
April 30	|	The Darkness
April 28	|	The Flag
April 23	|	Rocks On My Head
April 21	|	Ninja Cat
April 16	|	The Princess and the Tower
April 14	|	SPEARS!
April 9	|	The Perfect Heist
April 7	|	Show Me Your Moves
April 2	|	Sandals and Socks
March 31	|	Apple Sauce
March 26	|	The Rocket Coaster
March 24	|	Noah's Flood
March 19	|	Blue Leader
March 17	|	The Last Pig in the Universe
March 12	|	The Volcano
March 10	|	Tiny House
March 5	|	Pineapple Time
March 3	|	Water Slide
February 26	|	Have You Seen This Cat?
February 24	|	Head Situations
February 19	|	Mole
February 17	|	The Freshly Planted Tree
February 12	|	Children
February 10	|	The Best Nurse in the World
February 5	|	Fire and Water
February 3	|	Gun-Shaped Cookie
January 29	|	What Do We Have Here?
January 27	|	Licking Comics
January 22	|	The Center of the Universe
January 20	|	Saddest Turtle Joins a Club
January 15	|	Last Night
January 13	|	A Great Idea
January 8	|	The Snake and the Fuzzy Thing
January 6	|	Spy School
January 1	|	New Year's Day

2008

December 30	|	New Year's Eve
December 25	|	Wish List
December 23	|	Holiday Cheer
December 18	|	Bird Stories II
December 16	|	Being Stabbed
December 11	|	Three Wishes
December 9	|	Floating
December 4	|	Guns
December 2	|	Bauman's House
November 27	|	Cornbread
November 25	|	Big Glasses
November 20	|	Water
November 18	|	The Best Game
November 13	|	The Rose
November 11	|	Thrift Shopping
November 6	|	At School, No Clothes
November 4	|	Do You Hear Something?
October 30	|	Bird Stories
October 28	|	This Fire
October 23	|	The Detour
October 21	|	The People Who Have Enemies Club
October 16	|	Voices of Nature
October 14	|	The Owl
October 9	|	Goodbye
October 7	|	Captain Tomato
October 2	|	The Threat
September 30	|	Somewhere Over the Lamebow
September 25	|	Cat Fight
September 23	|	Johnson
September 18	|	The 98% Degree
September 16	|	Imaginary Brakes
September 11	|	Shark Rider
September 9	|	The Champion of Tattoos
September 4	|	Reading
September 2	|	Swimming
August 28	|	A Good Trick
August 26	|	Late Life Realizations
August 21	|	Corporate Finance
August 19	|	Making Faces
August 14	|	The Rare and Magnificent Rhinoceros with a Candle for a Nose – in – "Candle Lighting Adventures"
August 12	|	The Rare and Magnificent Rhinoceros with a Candle for a Nose – in – "Need a Light?"
August 7	|	Early Morning Stretches
August 5	|	Afros
July 31	|	Free Rotten Meat
July 29	|	Health History
July 24	|	Boring
July 22	|	True Stories: The Beanstalk
July 17	|	Steve
July 15	|	The Guy Who's Always Running and Never Stops
July 10	|	The Ant
July 8	|	Pizza
July 3	|	The Food Chain
July 1	|	The Adventures of Kung Fu Carl
June 26	|	The Bountiful Harvest
June 24	|	Thinking Out Loud
June 19	|	Rock and Roll
June 17	|	Rites of Passage -or- Variations on a Theme
June 12	|	Ducks
June 10	|	Great Neighbors
June 5	|	Death Ray
June 3	|	The Organ Lender
May 29	|	Super Power
May 27	|	The Egg
May 22	|	Hang Gliding
May 20	|	The Organ Donor
May 15	|	Dispelling Age-Old Myths
May 13	|	The Negative Lottery
May 8	|	Sunglasses
May 6	|	The Factory
May 1	|	After the Explosion
April 29	|	A Pack o' Lips
April 24	|	Dragons
April 22	|	This is for You
April 17	|	The New Pet
April 15	|	Arbitrary Potato and the Most Beautiful Woman in the World
April 10	|	Punch Monster and the Mountain of Grapes
April 8	|	Fortune Cookie Time
April 3	|	Spider Flakes
April 1	|	Buff Dolphin
March 27	|	Someday
March 25	|	Waiting in Line
March 20	|	Disapproval
March 18	|	The Awesome Tree
March 13	|	Romance on the Floating Island
March 11	|	Cake Heaven
March 6	|	The Massive Beard
March 4	|	The Inventor
February 28	|	The Fireball
February 26	|	Water Fight
February 21	|	Catch
February 19	|	Bless You
February 14	|	The Time Traveller
February 12	|	King of the Jungle
February 7	|	Space in the Year 2150
February 5	|	Bears
January 31	|	Wings
January 29	|	President Wobblefoot
January 24	|	The Worst Thing
January 22	|	Sick & Dying
January 17	|	Conservation of Mass
January 15	|	Mr. Magnetic Blood
January 10	|	Action Scarecrow
January 8	|	The Best Movie Ever Competition
January 3	|	Professional Ghost Hunting
January 1	|	Human Heads

2007

December 27	|	Coffee
December 25	|	The Adventures of Pie Man Part 3: Pie Man vs. The Saddest Turtle
December 20	|	How To Use A Toothbrush
December 18	|	The Adventures of Pie Man Part 2: The Attack of the Terrible T-Rex
December 13	|	Imminent Death
December 11	|	The Adventures of Pie Man
December 6	|	Tiny Elephant Genius
December 4	|	Happy Graduation
November 29	|	Oh Snap, Giant Scorpion
November 27	|	Shirt Tan
November 22	|	Three Depressing Stories About Turkeys
November 20	|	Joining a Club
November 15	|	The Brothers
November 13	|	Superstition
November 8	|	The Skeleton King
November 6	|	A Serious Question
November 1	|	Punch Monster and the Evil Genius
October 30	|	Puppy Love
October 25	|	The Bottomless Pit
October 23	|	The Moon
October 18	|	Ham Smash 'Em Up
October 16	|	Moving Day, Three Parts
October 11	|	Mr. Triangle
October 9	|	Come here!
October 4	|	Stilts
October 2	|	Hey Jerk Face!
September 27	|	The Power of Love
September 25	|	Showertime Funnies
September 20	|	Losing a Friend
September 18	|	What's a Palindrome Anyway?
September 13	|	Potentially Good
September 11	|	Nice Belt
September 6	|	Object Lesson
September 4	|	Making Baskets
August 30	|	Turkey Tiger
August 28	|	Flying
August 23	|	Watermelon
August 21	|	The Regrets We Have
August 16	|	Suspense
August 14	|	Telemarketers
August 9	|	Consulting the Master
August 7	|	Society
August 2	|	Love is in the Air
July 31	|	Here's the Rent
July 26	|	Depth Perception
July 24	|	War and Peace
July 19	|	Confidence
July 17	|	Welcome
July 12	|	Decisions
July 10	|	Too Early for Bed
July 5	|	Pen Ideas
July 3	|	No Parking
June 28	|	The Cat Drawing
June 26	|	The Future
June 21	|	Punch Monster and the Case of the Missing Jewels
June 19	|	Elephants and Pyramids
June 14	|	Universe Safety Guide
June 12	|	Shoulders
June 7	|	The Crappy Muffin
June 5	|	Where is that guy?
May 31	|	Proof Positive
May 29	|	How to Be Number One
May 24	|	Surprise
May 22	|	Papa Don't Preach
May 17	|	A Baby
May 15	|	Snail Mail
May 10	|	Robin Hood
May 8	|	Hey Saddest Turtle, What's Up?
May 3	|	Choose Your Own Adventure
May 1	|	JK Bird
April 26	|	I Forgot My Mittens
April 24	|	Honor is a Palindrome
April 19	|	Man Down
April 17	|	Everything for a Dollar
April 12	|	The Tiniest Hug
April 10	|	You're Not Human
April 5	|	What is that?
April 3	|	Breakfast + Saddest Turtle