Individual candles rather than number candles on his birthday cake? A reasonable demand.

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Speaking of birthdays, guess what is coming up soon? I’ll give you a hint: it starts with a “B” and ends with a “uttersafe,” and it’s celebrated with a thing called an “Expo.” If you guessed “Brayalexandarthuruttersafe Expo 2010,” you were sorta almost correct. Stay tuned for details!

-Ray