From that day on, all ships had their lifesavers replaced with fat, veiny dogs.

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HEY GUYS. Buttersafe’s annual pizza eat-fest, Buttersafe Expo 2010, is next month! On April 17, 2010! Be there or be square! Or, if you can’t come to ours, you should definitely check out the forums to start your own BSX or see if there’s a BSX happening near you!

-Ray