Maybe they would have let him on if he hadn’t worn such thick-heeled shoes.

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Ray wasn’t lying on Tuesday when he said we ate pizza together.  We did, and in doing so we employed what literary theorists like to call “foreshadowing.”  Following in the tradition of great authors like Jane Austen and Leo Tolstoy–who would often have their characters eat pizza in order to “foreshadow” a much bigger pizza party later on in the novel–our single large cheese pizza was only a meager portent of things to come.  I am, of course, referring to Buttersafe Expo 2009.  As always, you can check out the forums if you want to organize a BSX in your area (or join in on one already in progress)!

-Alex