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2013

June 18	|	The Price of Love
June 13	|	Video Game
June 11	|	Saddest Turtle and the Craziness Workout
June 6	|	No Budging
June 4	|	Doctor, Doctor
May 30	|	Spiders In Your Mouth
May 28	|	Family Tree
May 23	|	Twenty Questions
May 21	|	Jungle Stalking
May 16	|	Bunches
May 14	|	Miracle Worker
May 9	|	Show and Tell
May 7	|	Space Groceries
May 2	|	Parroting
April 30	|	Cownt Moocula
April 25	|	Census Taking
April 23	|	Jolly Octopus and the Thoughtful Gift
April 18	|	A Game of Catch
April 16	|	The Orphan
April 11	|	Forget
April 9	|	The Wedding Game
April 4	|	How Embarrassing
April 2	|	Happy Birthday, Saddest Turtle!
March 28	|	Chess
March 26	|	Feelings Change
March 21	|	Maybe We Can Help Each Other
March 19	|	Pond Party
March 14	|	A Unified Theory
March 12	|	Saddest Turtle’s New Book
March 7	|	Snow Day
March 5	|	The Midnight Inventor
February 28	|	What’s the Difference?
February 26	|	Giving It Up
February 21	|	In Pursuit
February 19	|	Lifestyle Change
February 14	|	Falling
February 12	|	Robot Cat, Havin’ Some Heartache
February 7	|	No I
February 5	|	The Muse
January 31	|	Rad Dad and Buff Uncle
January 29	|	Oh No, My Nose Is Bleeding
January 24	|	For a Good Cause
January 22	|	Making Waves
January 17	|	Nothing Exciting
January 15	|	Bumper Trains
January 10	|	That Guy Looks Familiar
January 8	|	There’s a Hair in My Food
January 3	|	Happy New Year
January 1	|	Saddest Turtle and the New Year’s Fireworks

2012

December 27	|	Half Price
December 25	|	Meanwhile, At Saddest Turtle’s Christmas Party
December 20	|	Stockings
December 18	|	Beached
December 13	|	Good Dog and Little Kitten
December 11	|	Happy Halloweenmas
December 6	|	Running with Scissors
December 4	|	Our Furry New Friend
November 29	|	Acoustic Guitar
November 27	|	How Very Thoughtful
November 22	|	Five Little Turkeys
November 20	|	Ask Dad
November 15	|	Thanks, Grandma
November 13	|	The New CEO
November 8	|	Drowning
November 6	|	Saddest Turtle is Sick
November 1	|	Candy
October 30	|	Surfing Turtle’s Halloween Party
October 25	|	Frankenstein’s Monster
October 23	|	The Origin of the Swamp Monster
October 18	|	It’s Gerald!
October 16	|	Hard Times for the Mummy Man
October 11	|	Life Choices
October 9	|	Hollywood Makeover: Dracula Edition
October 4	|	Expired Milk
October 2	|	Paranormal Detective
September 27	|	Leaves
September 25	|	Just Watch the Sunset
September 20	|	For Your Comfort and Safety
September 18	|	X-Ray
September 13	|	Lost Dog
September 11	|	TAKEN
September 6	|	Occupied
September 4	|	Donate
August 30	|	Sandman
August 28	|	Sitting, Lying
August 23	|	Time Bike
August 21	|	Goldie
August 16	|	The Seasick Squid
August 14	|	Parental Training
August 9	|	Gunned Down
August 7	|	Noah’s Lifeboat
August 2	|	The Bath
July 31	|	Walnuts
July 26	|	Your Fortune
July 24	|	Shadows
July 19	|	Hopscotch
July 17	|	Itchy
July 12	|	Termites
July 10	|	The Cherries of Wrath
July 5	|	Finale Rocket
July 3	|	Merman
June 28	|	State Fair Comics
June 26	|	Fishybusiness
June 21	|	Cowboys
June 19	|	The Heavyweight Champ
June 14	|	Parts & Service
June 12	|	Spelunking
June 7	|	Doomsday
June 5	|	Dog Toys
May 31	|	Ready or Not
May 29	|	To-Do
May 24	|	The Floppy Toast
May 22	|	Saddest Turtle Is Stuck
May 17	|	Swimsuit Season
May 15	|	The Flying Machine
May 10	|	A Better Place
May 8	|	Metamorphoses
May 3	|	Harnessing Radiation
May 1	|	Stuck in a Tree
April 26	|	Baby Business
April 24	|	30 Minutes or Less
April 19	|	Giving a Presentation
April 17	|	Somewhere Over the Bermuda Triangle
April 12	|	Have You Ever
April 10	|	Mealtime
April 5	|	Taking a Nap
April 3	|	Cheese Connoisseur
March 29	|	Moon Junior
March 27	|	Swim with the Fishes
March 22	|	Catching a Fly
March 20	|	Cleaning Out the Fridge
March 15	|	A World of Possibilities
March 13	|	Trip to the Museum
March 8	|	The Audition
March 6	|	Fairy Tale
March 1	|	If You Love Something
February 28	|	Studying
February 23	|	At Home
February 21	|	The Red Balloon
February 16	|	Up In The Air
February 14	|	Cupid’s Arrow
February 9	|	Charades
February 7	|	Long Line
February 2	|	What Have You Done?
January 31	|	Ready to Rock
January 26	|	Dig Dog
January 24	|	Looking Good
January 19	|	Upside Down Town
January 17	|	Veiny Dog Saves
January 12	|	When You Wish
January 10	|	Sunset
January 5	|	Consumption
January 3	|	Shampoo

2011

December 29	|	The Dimension of the Snow People
December 27	|	Saddest Turtle’s Christmas Party
December 22	|	The Greatest Gift
December 20	|	Timeout
December 15	|	Space Music
December 13	|	Reincarnation
December 8	|	Evergreens
December 6	|	Unicorns
December 1	|	Piano Performance
November 29	|	Lost in the Desert
November 24	|	How to Cook the Perfect Turkey
November 22	|	Homework
November 17	|	Gold Planet
November 15	|	The Lost City
November 10	|	Garbage Day
November 8	|	In the House of Taters
November 3	|	Dead Car
November 1	|	Camping Trip
October 27	|	Punch Monster and the Halloween Costume
October 25	|	Mummy Mountain 2
October 20	|	Mummy Mountain
October 18	|	Breakdancing Turtle
October 13	|	Pablo Padilla: Time Chef
October 11	|	Free Hot Dogs
October 6	|	Sunrise
October 4	|	TIE PARTY
September 29	|	Life Cycle
September 27	|	Pajamas
September 22	|	The Great Falunkalumph
September 20	|	Retractable Hands
September 15	|	I Quit This Planet
September 13	|	How Buttersafe Spent Its Summer Vacation
September 8	|	Disaster
September 6	|	The Birthmark
September 1	|	This Bar I Heard About
August 30	|	Jaws
August 25	|	I’ve Been Shot!
August 22	|	The Rodeo
August 18	|	The Timeless Hero
August 16	|	Crouching Shopper, Hidden Needle
August 11	|	School Shopping
August 9	|	The Dancing Suit
August 4	|	Heartburn
August 2	|	War and Piece of toast
July 28	|	Rafting
July 26	|	The Peanut Business
July 21	|	Executing the Plan
July 19	|	Message in a Bottle
July 14	|	Stealth Dad
July 12	|	Junkyard
July 7	|	A Nice Day
July 5	|	Sharing the Moment
June 30	|	Axe Fight
June 28	|	Tiny Toaster
June 23	|	Summer Freedom
June 21	|	Global Warming
June 16	|	Happy, Fluffy Clouds
June 14	|	An Assortment of Saddest Turtle
June 9	|	Scenes From Clown College
June 7	|	New Cat City
June 2	|	The Journey
May 31	|	Advice
May 26	|	Detective Sun
May 24	|	Shark Robbery
May 19	|	Even More Robot Cat
May 17	|	Exploring the Jungle
May 12	|	A Day at the Beach
May 10	|	Dog Park
May 5	|	Space Justice
May 3	|	Superhero Comics
April 28	|	Ultra Baby
April 26	|	More Robot Cat
April 21	|	Astronauting
April 19	|	Job Security
April 14	|	A Simple Procedure
April 12	|	Sitting like a Human
April 7	|	The Witch
April 5	|	Veiny Origins II
March 31	|	Don’t Worry, He Can’t Stay Down There Forever
March 29	|	Small Wonder of Nature
March 24	|	A Wolf Howls at the Moon
March 22	|	Muscle Fight 2
March 17	|	Prince Artahn
March 15	|	Clear Skin
March 10	|	Lightning Safety
March 8	|	The God of Lightning
March 3	|	Obedience
March 1	|	Robot Cat
February 24	|	Quick Draw
February 22	|	Milk
February 17	|	Crosswords
February 15	|	Sheep
February 10	|	Turtles on the Court
February 8	|	Super Bowl
February 3	|	The Legend of The Turbo Cat
February 1	|	The Verdict
January 27	|	Traps
January 25	|	The Party
January 20	|	Moths to a Flame
January 18	|	The Challengers
January 13	|	The Ol’ Farm
January 11	|	Elevators Are Awkward
January 6	|	Bruises
January 4	|	Flowers

2010

December 30	|	The New Year’s Jump
December 28	|	In the Beginning
December 23	|	Punch Monster and the Thoughtful Gift
December 21	|	Winter’s Cold
December 16	|	What Do You Make Here?
December 14	|	Hit Song
December 9	|	Snowball Fight
December 7	|	Who Cares
December 2	|	Treenapped
November 30	|	Thank You, Veiny Dog
November 25	|	The Door
November 23	|	Slept like a Rock
November 18	|	Hopes
November 16	|	A Guy Walks into a Bar III
November 11	|	Veiny Dog Tales
November 9	|	A Guy Walks into a Bar II
November 4	|	Morning Inspiration
November 2	|	Reborn without a Cause
October 28	|	The Helpful Skeleton
October 26	|	Trick or Treat Saddest Turtle
October 21	|	Serving the Queen
October 19	|	Surfing Turtle
October 14	|	Wall-Rus
October 12	|	Ice Floes
October 7	|	Get Over It
October 5	|	Growth Spurt
September 30	|	Peas in a Pod
September 28	|	The Center of the Earth
September 23	|	President Kid
September 21	|	So Many Clocks
September 16	|	This Sword is so Sharp
September 14	|	The Tree Sofa
September 9	|	Back to School Blues
September 7	|	Goldfish
September 2	|	The Portrait
August 31	|	Some Muscle
August 26	|	What it Means to be Alive
August 24	|	The Great Tradition
August 19	|	Learning About Cool
August 17	|	Late
August 12	|	A Gift from a Cat
August 10	|	The Tree
August 5	|	The Big Conference
August 3	|	Oh My Gosh A Bear
July 29	|	Among the Stars
July 27	|	The Game of Basketball
July 22	|	The Essence of Being Human
July 20	|	The Birthday Party
July 15	|	Elite Skills
July 13	|	11 Bad Comics
July 8	|	Clown College
July 6	|	The Prescription
July 1	|	Bagels and Donuts
June 29	|	Veiny Origins
June 24	|	Veiny Dog Days
June 22	|	This Is It
June 17	|	The Ol' Flower Pocket
June 15	|	Family Road Trip
June 10	|	Paying the Bills
June 8	|	So Sleepy
June 3	|	A Wizard's Gift
June 1	|	The Worst Job
May 27	|	Spring Cleaning
May 25	|	The Message
May 20	|	The Five Stages
May 18	|	Speedboats
May 13	|	University Concludes
May 11	|	Fast Animal Club
May 6	|	In a Coal Mine
May 4	|	Ideas
April 29	|	A Guy Walks Into a Bar
April 27	|	Goo
April 22	|	The Creature that Crawled on the Sky, Part II
April 20	|	We Have a Guest
April 15	|	The Creature that Crawled on the Sky, Part I
April 13	|	House of Cards
April 8	|	Consulting the Master II
April 6	|	A Guy Has a Problem
April 1	|	April Fools
March 30	|	Oh No!
March 25	|	The Twist Ending
March 23	|	The Assassin
March 18	|	The Barbeque
March 16	|	The Sinking Ship
March 11	|	Big Winner
March 9	|	The Hostage Situation
March 4	|	Parenting: The Basics
March 2	|	The Tiger Shark
February 25	|	The Prognosis
February 23	|	Ben Franklin at the Dentist
February 18	|	Crew Vs Crew
February 16	|	The Guy with the Really Wide Smile
February 11	|	Biology 101
February 9	|	Sandwiches
February 4	|	That Feeling
February 2	|	Hater
January 28	|	The Tragic Life of Annabelle
January 26	|	Dirt Eater
January 21	|	Stand Up
January 19	|	Life on the Desert Island
January 14	|	Future Con 2010
January 12	|	Being a Hero
January 7	|	Wishes for a Newborn
January 5	|	The Guy Who Could Fart Through His Nose

2009

December 31	|	Punch Monster and the New Year
December 29	|	Muscle Fight
December 24	|	Choosing a Gift
December 22	|	Magic Carpet Ride 2
December 17	|	Council of the Gods
December 15	|	The Coin Collection
December 10	|	The Floodgates
December 8	|	Magic Carpet Ride
December 3	|	Father Winter
December 1	|	What If Everything Was Burritos Comics
November 26	|	The Valley
November 24	|	Sparkman
November 19	|	At The Bank
November 17	|	The Smell of Pizza
November 12	|	The Mouse Song
November 10	|	The Teeth Business
November 5	|	The City
November 3	|	Saddest Turtle's Costume
October 29	|	My Faithful Sidekick
October 27	|	Use Your Noodle
October 22	|	Bird Stories IV
October 20	|	The Perfect Sphere
October 15	|	Starting The Day
October 13	|	Too Early for Halloween
October 8	|	The Invisible Patient
October 6	|	Being Mistaken for a Bear
October 1	|	The Thing That Crawls
September 29	|	The Third Person
September 24	|	The Scream
September 22	|	The Jumper
September 17	|	Training Your Dog
September 15	|	POLICE!
September 10	|	Man in the Moon
September 8	|	The Heroic Dog
September 3	|	Driveway Robbery
September 1	|	The Evil Plan
August 27	|	The Gathering
August 25	|	Happy Birthday
August 20	|	Oh Dango, it's a Mango
August 18	|	Tiny Love
August 13	|	Vacation Photos
August 11	|	Before I Die
August 6	|	If These Bones Could Talk
August 4	|	The Amazing Melting Guy
July 30	|	How About Some Sugar
July 28	|	Knife-wielding Larry
July 23	|	Natural Habitat
July 21	|	Saddest Turtle Loves Snails
July 16	|	The Moping Pig
July 14	|	The Cliff
July 9	|	Dracula
July 7	|	The Buried Treasure
July 2	|	Fireworks
June 30	|	The Space Dog
June 25	|	The Force Field
June 23	|	Kick Your Face
June 18	|	Fishing
June 16	|	Let It Burrito
June 11	|	Lumberjack Jim
June 9	|	Scissors
June 4	|	Watching Your Stuff Burn
June 2	|	Unbelievable Powers
May 28	|	Do You Want This Snake?
May 26	|	APPLE
May 21	|	Scrubby Meets the Vortex
May 19	|	Saddest Turtle Goes to the Moon
May 14	|	Bird Stories III
May 12	|	Sausage
May 7	|	Cocoons
May 5	|	Breaking News
April 30	|	The Darkness
April 28	|	The Flag
April 23	|	Rocks On My Head
April 21	|	Ninja Cat
April 16	|	The Princess and the Tower
April 14	|	SPEARS!
April 9	|	The Perfect Heist
April 7	|	Show Me Your Moves
April 2	|	Sandals and Socks
March 31	|	Apple Sauce
March 26	|	The Rocket Coaster
March 24	|	Noah's Flood
March 19	|	Blue Leader
March 17	|	The Last Pig in the Universe
March 12	|	The Volcano
March 10	|	Tiny House
March 5	|	Pineapple Time
March 3	|	Water Slide
February 26	|	Have You Seen This Cat?
February 24	|	Head Situations
February 19	|	Mole
February 17	|	The Freshly Planted Tree
February 12	|	Children
February 10	|	The Best Nurse in the World
February 5	|	Fire and Water
February 3	|	Gun-Shaped Cookie
January 29	|	What Do We Have Here?
January 27	|	Licking Comics
January 22	|	The Center of the Universe
January 20	|	Saddest Turtle Joins a Club
January 15	|	Last Night
January 13	|	A Great Idea
January 8	|	The Snake and the Fuzzy Thing
January 6	|	Spy School
January 1	|	New Year's Day

2008

December 30	|	New Year's Eve
December 25	|	Wish List
December 23	|	Holiday Cheer
December 18	|	Bird Stories II
December 16	|	Being Stabbed
December 11	|	Three Wishes
December 9	|	Floating
December 4	|	Guns
December 2	|	Bauman's House
November 27	|	Cornbread
November 25	|	Big Glasses
November 20	|	Water
November 18	|	The Best Game
November 13	|	The Rose
November 11	|	Thrift Shopping
November 6	|	At School, No Clothes
November 4	|	Do You Hear Something?
October 30	|	Bird Stories
October 28	|	This Fire
October 23	|	The Detour
October 21	|	The People Who Have Enemies Club
October 16	|	Voices of Nature
October 14	|	The Owl
October 9	|	Goodbye
October 7	|	Captain Tomato
October 2	|	The Threat
September 30	|	Somewhere Over the Lamebow
September 25	|	Cat Fight
September 23	|	Johnson
September 18	|	The 98% Degree
September 16	|	Imaginary Brakes
September 11	|	Shark Rider
September 9	|	The Champion of Tattoos
September 4	|	Reading
September 2	|	Swimming
August 28	|	A Good Trick
August 26	|	Late Life Realizations
August 21	|	Corporate Finance
August 19	|	Making Faces
August 14	|	The Rare and Magnificent Rhinoceros with a Candle for a Nose – in – "Candle Lighting Adventures"
August 12	|	The Rare and Magnificent Rhinoceros with a Candle for a Nose – in – "Need a Light?"
August 7	|	Early Morning Stretches
August 5	|	Afros
July 31	|	Free Rotten Meat
July 29	|	Health History
July 24	|	Boring
July 22	|	True Stories: The Beanstalk
July 17	|	Steve
July 15	|	The Guy Who's Always Running and Never Stops
July 10	|	The Ant
July 8	|	Pizza
July 3	|	The Food Chain
July 1	|	The Adventures of Kung Fu Carl
June 26	|	The Bountiful Harvest
June 24	|	Thinking Out Loud
June 19	|	Rock and Roll
June 17	|	Rites of Passage -or- Variations on a Theme
June 12	|	Ducks
June 10	|	Great Neighbors
June 5	|	Death Ray
June 3	|	The Organ Lender
May 29	|	Super Power
May 27	|	The Egg
May 22	|	Hang Gliding
May 20	|	The Organ Donor
May 15	|	Dispelling Age-Old Myths
May 13	|	The Negative Lottery
May 8	|	Sunglasses
May 6	|	The Factory
May 1	|	After the Explosion
April 29	|	A Pack o' Lips
April 24	|	Dragons
April 22	|	This is for You
April 17	|	The New Pet
April 15	|	Arbitrary Potato and the Most Beautiful Woman in the World
April 10	|	Punch Monster and the Mountain of Grapes
April 8	|	Fortune Cookie Time
April 3	|	Spider Flakes
April 1	|	Buff Dolphin
March 27	|	Someday
March 25	|	Waiting in Line
March 20	|	Disapproval
March 18	|	The Awesome Tree
March 13	|	Romance on the Floating Island
March 11	|	Cake Heaven
March 6	|	The Massive Beard
March 4	|	The Inventor
February 28	|	The Fireball
February 26	|	Water Fight
February 21	|	Catch
February 19	|	Bless You
February 14	|	The Time Traveller
February 12	|	King of the Jungle
February 7	|	Space in the Year 2150
February 5	|	Bears
January 31	|	Wings
January 29	|	President Wobblefoot
January 24	|	The Worst Thing
January 22	|	Sick & Dying
January 17	|	Conservation of Mass
January 15	|	Mr. Magnetic Blood
January 10	|	Action Scarecrow
January 8	|	The Best Movie Ever Competition
January 3	|	Professional Ghost Hunting
January 1	|	Human Heads

2007

December 27	|	Coffee
December 25	|	The Adventures of Pie Man Part 3: Pie Man vs. The Saddest Turtle
December 20	|	How To Use A Toothbrush
December 18	|	The Adventures of Pie Man Part 2: The Attack of the Terrible T-Rex
December 13	|	Imminent Death
December 11	|	The Adventures of Pie Man
December 6	|	Tiny Elephant Genius
December 4	|	Happy Graduation
November 29	|	Oh Snap, Giant Scorpion
November 27	|	Shirt Tan
November 22	|	Three Depressing Stories About Turkeys
November 20	|	Joining a Club
November 15	|	The Brothers
November 13	|	Superstition
November 8	|	The Skeleton King
November 6	|	A Serious Question
November 1	|	Punch Monster and the Evil Genius
October 30	|	Puppy Love
October 25	|	The Bottomless Pit
October 23	|	The Moon
October 18	|	Ham Smash 'Em Up
October 16	|	Moving Day, Three Parts
October 11	|	Mr. Triangle
October 9	|	Come here!
October 4	|	Stilts
October 2	|	Hey Jerk Face!
September 27	|	The Power of Love
September 25	|	Showertime Funnies
September 20	|	Losing a Friend
September 18	|	What's a Palindrome Anyway?
September 13	|	Potentially Good
September 11	|	Nice Belt
September 6	|	Object Lesson
September 4	|	Making Baskets
August 30	|	Turkey Tiger
August 28	|	Flying
August 23	|	Watermelon
August 21	|	The Regrets We Have
August 16	|	Suspense
August 14	|	Telemarketers
August 9	|	Consulting the Master
August 7	|	Society
August 2	|	Love is in the Air
July 31	|	Here's the Rent
July 26	|	Depth Perception
July 24	|	War and Peace
July 19	|	Confidence
July 17	|	Welcome
July 12	|	Decisions
July 10	|	Too Early for Bed
July 5	|	Pen Ideas
July 3	|	No Parking
June 28	|	The Cat Drawing
June 26	|	The Future
June 21	|	Punch Monster and the Case of the Missing Jewels
June 19	|	Elephants and Pyramids
June 14	|	Universe Safety Guide
June 12	|	Shoulders
June 7	|	The Crappy Muffin
June 5	|	Where is that guy?
May 31	|	Proof Positive
May 29	|	How to Be Number One
May 24	|	Surprise
May 22	|	Papa Don't Preach
May 17	|	A Baby
May 15	|	Snail Mail
May 10	|	Robin Hood
May 8	|	Hey Saddest Turtle, What's Up?
May 3	|	Choose Your Own Adventure
May 1	|	JK Bird
April 26	|	I Forgot My Mittens
April 24	|	Honor is a Palindrome
April 19	|	Man Down
April 17	|	Everything for a Dollar
April 12	|	The Tiniest Hug
April 10	|	You're Not Human
April 5	|	What is that?
April 3	|	Breakfast + Saddest Turtle