Pretty sure this is how the fundamental elements work. Pretty sure this is how firefighters work.
We’re going to be at Emerald City Comicon this year! Because we are there every year! We are always there! We sold our souls to them! We can’t escape! They won’t let us! Our essence orbits the Viridian Convention for all eternity! Our eyes perceiving nothing of our own lives that does not pertain to it! Ha ha!