He got the same thing for everyone on his list.

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Did you perchance see that we have a new Veiny Dog shirt for sale?  It’s true, we do!  The deadline has passed to have a shirt delivered to you by Christmas, but once you’ve collected all your holiday bonuses and exchanged your ill-fitting gifted sweaters for cold hard cash, you now have an avenue for converting it all into sexy Veiny Dog attire.

-Alex