First you must accept how far you have fallen. Then you must invent the tallest ladder in the universe.

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You must also accept that Buttersafe Expo 2010 is coming up really soon. I’m not even joking! You get one more Saturday to rehearse and then the following Saturday is the real deal! If you’re still interested in finding people in your area to eat pizza with then you should visit the forums. You can also just go there to hang out. Right now there is an active topic discussing Isaac Newton’s bladder, and also one about farting into oxygen tanks. This is because we are super classy.

-Alex