I think I have successfully pinpointed the biggest problem with society.
As you may or may not have noticed, we’ve implemented the lovely Oh No Robot transcription and search service, which you’ve probably seen used by many other webcomics. At the top of the archive page you can now search the text of any comic, which is pretty darn handy.
This search only works on comics that have been transcribed, however, so we need your help! At the bottom of any comic that has not yet been transcribed (which is a good chunk of them, at the moment) you’ll see a “Transcribe this comic” button. If you have a spare minute, please hit that button and copy down the text and narrate the action using the provided formatting guidelines. After that, upon approval that comic will become searchable, and thanks to you anyone in the future who wants to find “giant robot with machine gun for dick” will be able to do so quickly and easily. What a service you have rendered for humanity! It’s a good feeling.
A big, big thanks to everyone who has already submitted transcriptions. Extra high-fives to Turgid, who has done approximately thirty billion transcriptions as of today, but if you’ve done even one we thoroughly appreciate it.