Almost as good as an XBOX360.

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-Ray

***Buttersafe Expo News***

We have gotten quite a bit of feedback about Buttersafe Expo, which we are very happy about! We’ve also received suggestions that we hold additional BSXes elsewhere, as well as offers from kind individuals to take up the torch of pizza-eating in their respective locales. We at Buttersafe don’t feel we currently have the resources to spearhead the organization of multiple expos, which is why we’re happy to launch the Buttersafe Expo Forum! Check it out to find out about possible pizza-eating events in your area, or to just talk about Buttersafe in general.

-Team Buttersafe