If you received a poor-quality coffee maker from a friend or family member this holiday, you can send them this comic as a polite little message to let them know, “I’m on to you, so try a little harder next year.” And if that coffee maker deposits a small monkey in your coffee when you make it then hey, it’s even more apropos.

**Hey, we did a guest comic for The Noir Project, which can be found here! Check it out!**

-Alex